Domino's Pan Pizza = Delicious!

Domino's pan pizza is absolutely delicious. Considering that a medium 2-topping only costs $7.99, it must be one of the best delivery values in the universe according to the commonly-accepted formula:

		taste * calories
value	=	----------------
		price

The only problem is it always gives me the runs. By "always" I mean "frequently," because I "always" order Domino's pan pizza (regardless of the diarrhea) because it's just SO DANG DELICIOUS!

--Dan Colgate

IS IT RACIST? Episode 3:The George Zimmerman Verdict

Welcome to another edition of IS IT RACIST?

In this series, I, Dan Colgate, examine hot-button current-events kerfuffles and judge whether we're dealing with actual racism or just stupid bullshit.

Actual racism is a terrible disease and ought to be eradicated. Just as racism is more dangerous than, say, a wolf, we here at Objectable Content believe crying racism is also more dangerous than crying wolf.

Anyway, please enjoy IS IT RACIST?

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IS IT RACIST? Episode 3:

The George Zimmerman Verdict

On 6 February 2012, 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was walking home from a candy run to the local convenience store. George Zimmerman, also headed home in his truck, saw Trayvon and began following after him like a total creeper.

George Zimmerman

Zimmerman then got out of his truck, chased after Trayvon, fought with him, and finally shot Trayvon through the heart and killed him.

Over a year later, a jury found Zimmerman "not guilty."

So... IS IT RACIST?

[drumroll...]

OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING RACIST! IT'S A GROSS MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE! IT'S AN INTOLERABLE OUTRAGE!

Thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you next time on IS IT RACIST?

--Dan Colgate

LA Voter Guide for March 5, 2013

That's right, LA People -- it's time to vote again, and we here at Objectable Content have done the necessary research for you and will now tell you whom to vote for.

I just want to point out that there are a lot of people in LA County, and a lot of business... according to this website, if LA County were a country, it'd be more important than Sweden, and slightly less important than Saudi Arabia.

So given how scrutinized the recent national presidential election was, I'm a little surprised that (a) nobody seems to know hardly anything about any of the candidates, and (b) most people probably don't know or even care that we're about to elect a new mayor.

That's LA for you!

MAYOR
Jan Perry - Seems like the least sleazy of the bunch

CITY ATTORNEY
Greg Smith

CONTROLLER
Ron Galperin

MEMBER OF THE COUNCIL, 11th DISTRICT
Odysseus Bostick - The dude seems to be awesome, plus his name is Odysseus!

LA UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT - MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF EDUCATION, 4th DISTRICT
Kate Anderson

MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES, SEAT NO. 2
Mike Eng

MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES, SEAT NO. 4
Jozef "Joe" Thomas Essavi

MEMBER OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES, SEAT NO. 6
Tom Oliver

If you want to do some of your own research, here are some helpful links:

Ballotpedia page for March 5, 2013 election in CA
LA Magazine -- Has write-ups on/interviews with many of the candidates (search for their names)
LA Times Endorsements -- Of course, with a grain of salt
LA Weekly -- Trust these leftists at your own risk!