Domino's Pan Pizza = Delicious!

Domino's pan pizza is absolutely delicious. Considering that a medium 2-topping only costs $7.99, it must be one of the best delivery values in the universe according to the commonly-accepted formula:

		taste * calories
value	=	----------------
		price

The only problem is it always gives me the runs. By "always" I mean "frequently," because I "always" order Domino's pan pizza (regardless of the diarrhea) because it's just SO DANG DELICIOUS!

--Dan Colgate